girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy
i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
omg that’s so cute! the dog’s trying to teach the baby how to pull herself along with her arms
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST ONE AND NEARLY SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER ME
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
this hurt to look at
actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women
Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to
Are they toasting bread?
I showed this to my husband. For just about every picture, his response was “What’s wrong with that?” I’m not sure how to take that.
"Lift me, human!"
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